February 2012
girl: i'm not jealous
whos that bitch that posted on your wall
cant you see shes trying to tear us apart via the internet
she commented on your picture
she liked your status
who is she
why are you friends with her
whats her name
have you ever made eye contact with her
is she cute
why did she add a smiley face
dont lie to me
i can tell shes a slut
tell me you love me
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Anonymous asked: What does your dick taste like?
fags at school: hey i smoke weed and get wasted every weekend.
me: sometimes when my mum tells me to get off the computer at 11, i get off at 11:05.
I haven't been creative lately
There aren’t any topics that come to mind. it just seems like i’m always uninspired. everything just doesn’t interest me. Nothing’s going on lately and it feels as if the world is moving slowly. Every single day I’ve been unproductive, unmotivated, and unorganized.
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Anonymous asked: Okay I get vagina magic and boobs. WHO'S THE REAL WINNER NOW.
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Anonymous asked: Did this person mean a lot to you? Or still does?
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Anonymous asked: How did you guys become strangers?
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Anonymous asked: Who were you talking about in your post?
If it’s clear that you want me to leave your life, then I’d choose to leave completely. No hard feelings, no regrets, just strangers.
Listen
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Mom: You're all dressed up, where are you going?
Daughter: To the bathroom, I need a new Facebook picture.
person 1: hey did you hear that oxygen and magnesium got together?
person 2: OMg
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Anonymous asked: what the fuck? watch what you say. unfaithful shit.
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Anonymous asked: are you single
all day: tired
time to go to bed: not tired
attractive friend: holy shit i’m ugly
other friends: omfg you’re gorgeous what are you taLKING ABOUT
me: holy shit i’m ugly
other friends: nervous laughter
me: hey i havent taken a picture in a while
me: *takes picture*
me: *remembers why i dont take pictures*
finally made a facebook
follow me <3
http://www.facebook.com/?ref=tn_tnmn
i still don’t get why porn blogs follow me
Listen
Listen
justinancheta:
Jay Sean | Do You Remember...
babydeetranz:
Dan Nguyen | Valentine’s Day...
Me: Mom...Dad. I've decided to live on my own from now on.
Parents: Ok, cool.
Me: Your luggage is outside.
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When I was 12
Uncle: What do you want to be when you grow up?
Me: korean
Uncle:
Me:
Uncle:
Me:
Uncle:
Me:
Uncle: okay
You smile; I melt.
me: Im gay
mom: WHAT
me: damn auto correct lol
mom: BUT WERE NOT EVEN TEXTING U CALLED ME
AP student: I'm in so many AP classes
AP student: they're advanced placement
AP student: that's what "AP" means
AP student: so that means I'm really smart
AP student: AP courses are college-level courses
AP student: I was in my AP classroom with my AP classmates today
AP student: because AP
cdiganon:
roses are dead
violets are too
i’m not really good at gardening
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-WhiteParent : “If someone hits you , go tell the teacher"
- BlackParent : “IF SOMEONE HITS YOU , YOU HIT THEY ASS BACK!”
- WhiteParent : “go in your room & think about what you've done”
- BlackParent : “go to ur damn room &' get ready this ass whoopin .”
- WhiteParent : “Good morning, time for school”
- BlackParent : “Getcha ass up, don’t miss that damn bus”
- WhiteParent : “we’re heading to the store, you can pick one thing from the toy isle”
- BlackParent : “We bouta go to the store , don’t ask for SHIT !”
- WhiteParent : “please stop crying .”
- BlackParent : ”What u cryin' for? shut-up before I give you somthin to cry about
- WhiteParent : “you embarrassed your family for fighting at school!”
- BlackParent : “Who won ?”
- WhiteParent : “I’m sending you to therapy”
-BlackParent: “Imma knock some sense into you”
- WhiteParent : “Are you having sex?”
- BlackParent : ”you better not be fucking , cuz i ain’t raising no grand-babies . If you is you betta wrap that shit up , don't bring no kids home. ”